Tunce upon a whine, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl
and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella lived with her mugly other
and her two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry, there
lived a very prandsome hince.
Now, this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall, so he
invited all the people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.
So, Rindercella's mugly other and her two sigly usters went out to
get some dancy fresses to wear to the bancy fall. But, Rindercella
couldn't go because all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So,
she just cat down and scried.
Well she was kitten there scrying, and all of the sudden, there
appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And she waved her wagic
mand and there appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses
to take Rindercella to the bancy fall! "But", she warned her, "you
be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin".
So, Rindercella went to the bancy fall and she was det at the moor by the
prandsome hince, because he had been watching from behind a widden hindow. And,
as soon as they met, they lell in fove! And, nanced all dight, until nidmight. Then,
the stock clucked nidmight, and Rindercella staced down the rairs. And, just as she
beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
Well, the next day, the prandsome hince went all over the coreign
fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He came to Rindercella's house and tried it on her mugly other, and
it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters, and it fidn't
dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So, they were
married and lived heavily ever hapwards.
Now, the storal to this mory is:
Crash Course in Speaking Chinese
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Chinese Phrase
Ai Bang Mai Ne
Ar U Wun Tu
Chin Tu Fat
Dum Gai
Gun Pao Der
Hu Flung Dung
Hu Yu Hai Ding
Jan Ne Ka Sun
Kum Hia
Lao Ze
Lin Ching
Moon Lan Ding
Ne Ahn
Shai Gai
Tai Ne Bae Be
Tai Ne Po Ne
Ten Ding Ba
Wan Bum Lung
Yu Mai Te Tan
Wa Shing Kah
Wai So Dim
Wai U Shao Ting
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English Translation
I bumped into the coffee table
A gay liberation greeting
You need a face lift
A stupid person
An ancient Chinese invention
Which one of you fertilized the field?
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
A former late night talk show host
Approach me
Not very good
An illegal execution
A great achievement of the American space program
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
A bashful person
A premature infant
A small horse
Serving drinks to people
A person with T.B.
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Cleaning an automobile
Are you trying to save electricity?
There is no reason to raise your voice
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