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Church Bulletins Quotes


·This afternoon there will be meetings in the 
  south end and north ends of the church. 
  Children will be baptised at both ends. 

·Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream 
  social. All ladies giving milk please come early 

·Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. 
  Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" 
  accompanied by the pastor. 

·Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting 
  of the   Little Mother's Club. All wishing to 
  become little mothers will please meet the 
  minister in his study. 

·This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson 
  to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 

·The service will conclude with "Little Drops of 
  Water."   One of the Ladies will quietly start 
  and the rest of the congregation will join in. 

·On Sunday a special collection will be taken to 
  defray the expense of the new carpet. All those 
  wishing to do something on the carpet please 
  come forward and get a piece of paper. 

·The ladies of the church have cast off clothes of 
  every kind and they may be seen in the church 
  basement on Friday afternoon. 

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